REVOLUTION! ARE YOU READY BRO!?

REVOLUTION! ARE YOU READY BRO!?

Revolution, Jason "The Viking" Wyman, Vet Protesters Remove Barricades at DC MemorialsWith everything that is going on (Government shutdown, potential WW3 in Syria, Gun Control, etc. etc.) This is a question that I hear more often than not. It seems that the only ones that make this statement are the ones that will piss themselves when bullets start flying… You know the type; the internet Tough Guy. As EPIC and YOLO a revolution would be, you have no idea how inherently dependent on “the system” you are. You think that it would be “cool” to be a “resistance”; guess what, buddy, you’re going to die.http://dcclothesline.com/2013/10/01/call-to-revolution-larry-klayman-sets-a-november-date-in-d-c/

There are reasons why people like me are not really looking forward to one.

Reason #1: ITS NOT LIKE CAMPING
Remember going camping as a kid? Your parents had an RV, or a camper, and you would just park and spend a couple nights? Then you got a little older and decided to “rough” it and got yourself a 10 man tent because it had a bedroom and a living room? Hate to break the news to you, but that’s not happening. It will suck MISERABLY. Here is roughly what will happen… You will not have a car (no fuel) you will have to make a shelter (can you make a shelter that will hold heat as well as keep you dry?) What about food? You got enough to ride this thing out? Probably not and if you do, you won’t for long. The “locals” will see that you’re still fat after a little while and will probably kill you for your food. End result: You die.

Reason #2: HUNTING FOR SURVIVAL SUCKS
“So there I was, in my tree stand. With all my Realtree woodland camo and my face painted waiting for that beast to come walking up to my Doe-in-heat scent. I locked eyes with the monster as I squeezed the trigger… BLAMO… DROPPED IN HIS TRACKS!… yeah I had to pull him out with the four wheeler.” All of that wont happen… You are actually going to have to HUNT for your food. You know, like we as people used to. Food wont be readily available as it is down at the local Wah Wah. You are going to need to know how to set traps, stalk, and kill EFFICIENTLY. Never mind dressing the animal, you’re gonna need to eat the WHOLE thing (well damn near) for all the revolutionizing you have coming up. Being that we are a society that says “Why do we need to kill animals? Why cant you just get meat from the store?” I have a good feeling that many of you will not make it through the hunting part. End result: You die.

Reason #3: HOPE YOU REALLY LIKE YOURSELF

We all say we love our family and friends, but when they are LITERALLY all you have for social contact, you may be Revolution, Jason "The Viking" Wyman, Vet Protesters Remove Barricades at DC Memorials rethinking that statement. Which would lead to a “Im better off on my own” mentality OR “I cant believe (insert your name here) is acting like such a douche. Maybe we should kick em out” event. This isn’t the part that will suck for you. The part that will suck is having to be alone. Very few like it and of those few, very few are still sane. Although, since we are a society of “bathroom/gym selfies”, Im pretty sure your narcissism will get you by for a while. After that, its just a matter of time before you try to stop the “voices”… End result: You die.

Reason #4: TAKE 2 OF THESE AND DON’T EVER CALL ME AGAIN
Uh Oh…. You got a booboo… a beautiful, raw, seeping, wound on your leg. Clean it out, wrap it up, and take your antibiotics. Oh… you don’t have antibiotics? That’s ok. Head over to the nearest doctor… oh yeah… they cant give them to you either. Well, this is embarrassing… Without PROPER medical care, the littlest splinter or abrasion can fester into a massive, necrotic, oozing, stench of death and rot (which isn’t attractive…) So that leg is going to get REAL bad if left untreated; you might as well kiss that appendage goodbye because its coming off…Oh wait… no real healthcare… right. I forgot…. End result: You die.


Basically, what I’m telling you is this: If you think a revolution is going to be like a summer blockbuster movie, you’re an idiot.http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/10/14/exclusive-video-vet-protesters-remove-barricades-dc-memorials

 If you think a revolution will be more like Walking Dead (without the zombies) and a little Red Dawn from time to time, you would be a little more accurate. It’s still going to suck miserably and many of us will probably die from everything between common colds to massive trauma. Want to increase your chances? Learn some tactical medicine (some care under fire/ trauma stuff) some holistic medicine (how natural remedies can be cure-alls) basic survival stuff:http://www.spike-team.com/ (building fires, shelters, and traps/snares for food) and your shooting ability (tactical, CQC, or long range. ALL types are beneficial). If you have the know-how, the end result is far, FAR, different.